Showing posts with label Crown Jewel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crown Jewel. Show all posts

Wednesday, 7 November 2018

WWE Crown Jewel Review

WWE Crown Jewel took place last Friday at the King Saud University Stadium in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia Parts Unknown...? This is going to be hard to watch, not just because of the political situation but the card doesn't appeal to me. Anyway, let's get through this.

The match on the Kick Off Show was for the United States Championship as Rusev challenges Shinsuke Nakamura. Nakamura hits a backstabber to get the advantage and keeps Rusev down with kicks and knee strikes. Rusev manages to get out of a headlock and start a comeback. Rusev avoids a Kinshasa to put on the Accolade. However, Nakamura "accidentally" headbutts Rusev in the groin while getting out of the Accolade then hits the Kinshasa to get the win. This was a decent match between the two.
Winner: Shinsuke Nakamua (1 for 1)

After WWE decide to start with a segment involving that racist piece of shit Hulk Hogan (fuck's sake...), we get our first match in the WWE World Cup, which was between Rey Mysterio and Randy Orton. Orton hits a dropkick on Mysterio while he was in the air and continues to beat him down. Mysterio gets back into it with a senton and a DDT. In the end, Orton goes for the RKO but Mysterio avoids it and pins him to get the win. Orton responds by hitting Mysterio with a RKO anyway then proceeds to slam him against the Arabic announce table. This match was ok.
Winner: Rey Mysterio (N/A)

Our second quarter final pits Jeff Hardy against Hollywood Miz. Miz hits a couple of running dropkicks but gets hit with a clothesline when he goes for a third. The match goes back and forth before Hardy goes for the Twist of Fate. However, Miz reverses it into a Skull Crushing Finale to get the win. This was a decent match and it sets up an interesting semi-final between Miz and Rey Mysterio.
Winner: Hollywood Miz (N/A)

The third quarter final was Seth Rollins taking on Bobby Lashley with hype man Lio Rush. Lashley hits a brutal spine buster to get the advantage. Rollins counters a vertical suplex then goes on to hit a couple of suicide dives to get back the momentum. Rollins goes on to hit the Curb Stomp to get the win. This was quite a short match and I was surprised that Lio Rush didn't get involved to help out Lashley.
Winner: Seth Rollins (N/A)

The final quarter final was between Kurt Angle and Dolph Ziggler. The match starts at a slow pace with lots of holds before Ziggler gets the advantage. Angle goets back into it with multiple German suplexes. Angle hit the Olympic Slam but Ziggler kicks out at 2. Angle manages to put on the Ankle Lock but Ziggler manages to power out of it and goes on to hit the Zig Zag to get the win. This was quite a good match.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler (N/A)

Next is The New Day challenging The Bar with The Big Show for the Smackdown Tag Team Championship.  The Bar focus their attention on Kofi Kingston before he gets the hot tag to Big E. Big E goes for the Big Ending on Sheamus but Big Show distracts the referee. Show goes on to hit Big E with a punch when the referee is looking away. Sheamus follows that with a Brogue Kick to get his team the win. This was a good match between the two teams.
Winners: The Bar (2 for 2)

We now get our first semi-final in the WWE World Cup between Hollywood Miz and Rey Mysterio. Miz gets the advantage and keeps Mysterio down. Miz goes for a pumphandle slam but Mysterio reverses it into a DDT to start a comeback. Miz manages to hit a Skull Crushing Finale but it only gets 2. In the end, Mysterio hits a 619 then goes for a frog splash. However, Miz gets his knees up and pins to get the win. It was a bit of a damp ending but it was a good match.
Winner: The Miz (N/A)

The second semi-final was between Dolph Ziggler and Seth Rollins. Drew McIntyre distracts Rollins, giving Ziggler the chance to hit a DDT. After a few pinning combinations, Rollins hits the ripcord knee for 2. In the end, McIntyre takes advantage of the referee being distracted to push Rollins off the turnbuckle. Ziggler then hits a super kick to get the win. This was a good match and I was surprised that Ziggler won. Based on their previous history, Ziggler vs The Miz should be a good match tho.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler (N/A)

Next is Samoa Joe challenging AJ Styles for the WWE Championship. Styles attacks the left knee at the beginning but Joe bounces him off the crowd barrier to get some momentum. Styles hits a step up enzigiuri to start a comeback. After some back and forth, Joe manages to apply the Coquina Clutch but Styles attacks the knee to help him get out of it. In the end, Styles hits the Phenomenal Forearm to get the win. This was a good match and, after some of the stupid endings that they've previously had, it was nice to have this match have a clean ending.
Winner: AJ Styles (3 for 3)

We now get Brock Lesnar  taking on Braun Strowman for the vacant Universal Championship. Acting General Manager of RAW Baron Corbin presents the Championship belt then hits Strowman on the back of the head with it. The bell rings and Lesnar hits 3 F-5s but Strowman kicks out each time. Lesnar then F-5's Strowman out of the ring and after a very, very brief fightback, Lesnar hits a fifth F-5 to get the win. Wait, what?! My reaction to that was:
bad girls club wtf GIF

Seriously, what the fuck was that?! You have had a part time Champion for almost a year and a half, now you want to go back to that so soon?! Plus, you just made Strowman once again look stupid. Ah well, be prepared for Lesnar's first title defence in what? A year or two?
Winner: Brock Lesnar (3 for 4)

The penultimate match is WWE World Cup Final between Hollywood Miz and Dolph Ziggler. The referee tells McIntyre to go to the back before the match. Then Miz attacks Ziggler before the bell. When Miz throws him out of the ring and follows him, he lands badly. They continue fighting but Miz is not able to continue so Shane McMahon, who was watching at ringside with Baron Corbin, decides to take his place...? What?! I take it Rey Mysterio or any Smackdown wrestler was suddenyl unavailable?! Anyway, during the match, Corbin interferes so he gets ejected. Ziggler beats the fuck out of Shane but Shane recovers and hits a Coast to Coast to get the win?! Shane McMahon wins the World Cup?!?!
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Seriously, what the fuck just happened?! This show was pretty decent so far then in the last two matches, it just went off the fucking rails. Michael Cole on commentary was stunned and angry over what had happened and I agree with him. I cannot believe that they ended a decent tournament like that.
Winner: Shane McMahon?! (N/A)

The main event is where we get to see the return of Shawn Michaels as he teams up with Triple H to take on The Undertaker and Mayor Kane. I am not looking forward to this so let's get through it. Early on, Triple H suffers a torn pectoral muscle so he has to do most of the match with one arm. Michaels goes for the Sweet Chin Music on Kane but he gets hit with a Chokeslam instead. The match descends into chaos and Kane chokelams Triple H through the announce table. Undertaker and Kane beat up Michaels for what seems like a year before Triple H gets tagged in. In the end, Kane gets hit with a Sweet Chin Music by Michaels followed by a Pedigree by Triple H and D-X get the win.

The match was ok and Michaels did better than I thought he would. However, did this match, involving 3 guys in their 50s, need to go for 27 minutes; especially since the only regular-ish wreslter gets seriously injured?
Winners: Triple H and Shawn Michaels (4 for 5)

Crown Jewel was going actually quite well but it suddenly went to shit near the end. The main event was ok but once again, it was far too long. Hopefully, WWE can now  put this show behind them and focus on Survivor Series

Friday, 2 November 2018

WWE Crown Jewel Preview

WWE Crown Jewel will be taking place this afternoon at the King Saud University Stadium in Riydah, Saudi Arabia. There has been a lot of controversy about this event but putting that aside, the card doesn't look that great to me. Also, WWE thought that this event would be a great time to bring back that racist piece of shit, Hulk Hogan. So, let's take a look at the card.

Shinsuke Nakamura vs Rusev
United States Championship
This match will be on the Pre Show and I'm going for Nakamura to retain.
Predicted Winner: Shinsuke Nakamura

WWE World Cup
WWE are hosting a tournament to find determine "the best in the world" involving 8 American wrestlers... Anyway, the quarter finals are:
Seth Rollins vs Bobby Lashley
Dolph Ziggler vs Kurt Angle
Jeff Hardy vs Hollywood Miz
Rey Mysterio vs Randy Orton
A tough one to call but I'm going for Seth Rollins to win the whole thing.
Predicted Winner: Seth Rollins

The Bar vs The New Day
Smackdown Tag Team Championship
The Bar only won the Championship a few weeks ago so I can't see them losing it so soon but I could be wrong.
Predicted Winners: The Bar

AJ Styles vs Samoa Joe
WWE Championship
As much as I love Joe to win, I'm going for AJ to retain.
Predicted Winner: AJ Styles

Braun Strowman vs Brock Lesnar
Universal Championship
Unless WWE want to go back to having a part-time Champion, Braun Strowman's winning this.
Predicted Winner: Braun Strowman

Undertaker and Kane vs Triple H and Shawn Michaels
We get to see the return of Shawn Michaels, which would have been great 5 years ago. This is a main event which seems like a nostalgia tour involving 3 wrestlers in their 50s so hopefully, this match will not be that long. I'm going for Triple H and Shawn Michaels.
Predicted Winners: Triple H and Shawn Michaels

I haven't seen Evolution yet so once I've seen that, I'll watch this and put up the review within the next week. Until then, I hope you guys enjoy the show.

Thursday, 1 November 2018

WWE Choosing Money Over Morality

On Friday, WWE Crown Jewel will take place in Saudi Arabia as part of  Saudi Vision 2030. I was quite surprised that they're hosting another event in the country in the same year as they hosted The Greatest Royal Rumble. I've had my concerns about the WWE hosting events there however, I was ok with it if it led to Saudi Arabia being more tolerant towards Western culture in the future. There were quite a few things that have bothered me about the event, especially as it's taking place 5 days after WWE Evolution, their first ever all women's Pay-Per-View. From a kayfabe standpoint, it did bother me that they seemed to be focused more on Crown Jewel than Evolution. However, recent events have put a massive elephant in the room.

Jamal Khashoggi. a journalist and Saudi dissent, was believed to have been murdered when he entered the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul. Despite initial denails, the Saudi government admitted that Khashoggi was killed in a fight. It is believed that the murder was premediated and it's possible that high level members of the Saudi Royal Family were involved in the planning. A report yesterday suggested that Khashoggi was strangled as soon as he entered the Consulate.

In the United States, this has led to politicians from both the Democrats and Republicans to call on WWE to cancel the event. The company has political connections as well as commerical. Linda McMahon is the Administrator of the Small Business Administration and Glenn Jacobs, who wrestles as Kane, is the mayor of Knox County, Tennessee. Despite the criticism, WWE have chosen to do the event citing "contractual obligations".

WWE's deal is worth 450-500 million dollars over 10 years so a part of me can understand them not wanting to suffer the financial consequences. However, the Saudi government have been made it clear that they are not going to change as much as we thought they would. Add the fact that the Crown Prince, Mohammad bin Salman is believed to be the one who approved the murder and it seems that WWE are happy to be a part of blatant pro-Saudi propaganda. WWE choosing to do this is a dark day and they have chosen money over basic morality and that is troubling to see. I feel sorry for the wrestlers involved in this. John Cena and Daniel Bryan will be not taking part but they are a big enough name to do that. The other wrestlers might feel like they have to take part.

I thought a long time about whether I will watch the show and I decided that I will. Part of me feels like I'm supporting the Saudis in doing that. However, I will be watching partly out of interest to see how WWE handle the show. Hopefully, there will be no pre-show and they will try to make the event as short as possible. If you're angry about what the WWE have done, all I ask that you don't take it out on the wrestlers. Most of them would feel that they are stuck between a rock and a hard place and would probably wish that they weren't there.